Well! Not much has been going on other than I got together with my "friend" well almost ex friend now Joe! I guess I was being semi flirty with some creeps who I would never in a million years consider but I wanted to make Joe jealous because I am a woman and don't really have a rational reason for that. I just know it will work and can be kinda fun. So anyways this weirdo creep keeps going on about his 10 incher and I acted a little slutty. Well much to my surprise Joe seemed to be ignoring it. Hmmm... So I start telling him how amazing it was that the guy was so huge (although personally I don't like big ones). I was once again just aiming for a reaction because I am a woman. And a tease. Finally he goes... or rather snaps... "Look I don't want to hear about some guys shlong. If you want to be a super whore go be one." So my mature and timely response was of course "F@ck You". He goes "okay when". I laughed and asked him where his prude personailty went and he said... (okay brace for this) "I wouldn't f@ck a fatty though." WHAT? Oh no he didn't. First off I am only like 15 lbs from my idea weight. Not my maximum healthy weight but my IDEA weight. Second off I just had a kid and broken back... it's gonna take me a bit to get back down and I won't ever be 102 again (the way he likes me but screw that). So I did what any female would do. I walked away. Walked outside and went to walk home. Well I heard him coming up behind me so I start sniffling. Trust me when I say I am far from crying and I am actually rather amused by the incident but being a woman I have to use the best of my abilities. He was like "OMG don't cry. I am so sorry. I don't think you are fat. I was just offended by what you said and wanted to make you hurt too. Please forgive me." I kept on "sniffling" and said I needed to go home I was tired. So after I get home he of course calls. Rambles more of an apology. Say's he don't want to go back down to Philly with me mad at him. So I said I am not mad, just hurt (still "sniffling"). So I tell him I am going ot bed but instead log onto my computer to gush to Amanda about the audacity he has. Well he was logged on too and messaged me about what was I doing up still? I lied of course. Said I just didn't want to talk on the phone because I was crying so hard and the whole time I am laughing with Jerry sitting right there laughing and shaking his head probably thankful that he broke up with my manipulative ass! In the end Joe has called, messaged every chance he has had, even in between classes to try to make it up to. I of course pulled the "you know how much my weight is an issue to me and you used it against me how can i ever trust you again" card. But in the end he is forgiven although even Jerry agrees that for a man to say that takes some serious balls! Moral of the story... men don't trust women. I didn't even mean to be dramatic or exagerate my feelings. It just happened and sadly and probably sickly I had fun watching him grovel to get back on my good side. Women for the most part are too damn manipulative!!! And that is the reason why I will not get in a relationship anytime soon. I don't want to seriously fall for someone and pull that. Given it was funny as hell but I guess it was really wrong too! Wonder what Joe would say if I let him in on the joke? IN MY DEFENSE THOUGH... He called me FAT! So he had whatever coming!
Really nothing else is going on! That blonde b^%ch who was always mean to me, Jerry's friends wife, got pretty big! And her boobs are saggin! I shouldn't be happy about that since I will undoubtably age too but it just feels good after the way she was always stuck up and standoffish to me before! Not to mention the things she said about me! Or the time she shamelessly was all over Jerry when we were together. I am soo mean huh?