I had my first lengthy experience in a real bar finally! Last time I went out it was a bar and grill. This time I went to a tiny dive that made me cringe and I opted not to use the restrooms but rather hold it until I went to the next bar. That's right I was bar hopping! I always wanted to do that and now that I have ehhh not so great. But it was fun I guess. Great break from the kids!

So first off I went to the dive like place. It was like 7pm. I had to start early so I could be home before 1 because of the kids. Can't leave them alone that long... JUST KIDDING! The babysitter was only available until 1. So anyways 7pm having a beer and I realise it is all old people. Like really old people. Older than BryM old people! hehe Finally about 8 a few younger ones came in. And guess what some young stud... okay making that up he was so so... bought me a tequilla shot! Woot. I like tequilla a lot apparantly. Anyway a little bit later a buddy of J's came in. He convinces me to go to the other bar with them and I did. It was a bit slower but that made locating the cutest guy possible easier! Okay sidenote... The greatest thing about being a girl is I had 6 or 7 beers ( I lost count), a shot of tequilla, and a long island iced tea all for $3.50. That's right. I only bought myself two beers the rest was bought for me! How awesome is cleavage!!!!!!
Okay so anyways hanging out at the second bar and guess who decided to go out for the first time in years. J. It was fun because an old buddy of his was putting his arm around me and stuff and J ended up approaching him and making some comment that I didn't get to here! :( pooey... I am sure it was sarcastic though. But the highlight of the night was Jerry getting drunk (amazingly I stayed pretty with it after all those drinks) and doing karaoke. After hanging all over me all night and watching my every move he gets up on stage and sings his heart out. First song, Desperately by George Strait. Second song, I'd Still Love To Lay Ya Down by Conway Twitty (he used to sing this song to me on the phone and in bed sometimes it was like our song). Third Song Heaven Can't Be Found. AWWWW I started sensing a theme in the songs. And i was right. So then the last hour became uncomfortable with us forbidding him from going back up to the mike. It was kinda sweet before. I have had a guy dance naked to amuse me. I have had two guys fight over me in a bank parking lot. I have had a guy tattoo my name on his back, first and middle name at that! That was the first time one has ever made a complete idiot of himself for me. Too bad the history behind us just repeats in my mind and says DONT DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!! You will end up knocked up again! LOL
Anyways I am so excited that Halloween is coming up. We got some really gross candy. Crunchy Tarantulas with chocolate marshmallow guts. Blood bags which look like a medical blood bag with fruity liquid inside. Chili finger bowls which has a sour liquid filled with gummy chunks for the chili effect complete with severed gummi fingers for dipping. Spider sacs which is a little plastic spider that has a strawberry filled sac attacked that also has white chocolate candy to serve as spider eggs. And cotton candy cobwebs! How awesome is all that??? My daughters costume came to although it sucks I am going to have to make some adjustments to it. She is going to be a cute scarecrow and bub is going to be a monkey with a banana peel on his head. Jerry thought that making the kids zombies was just too morbid. He is no fun.
In other news guess who is back! Joe Shmoe! Even though he was pretty tiffed at me he just couldn't stay away! I am supposed to call him tonight but I dont think I have the time.
Life is calling! Hopefully I remember to write more futurely! Even though my life is pretty boring!